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About Us
2 Narcissistic heterosexual males decided one day that making egregiously offensive T-shirts was almost as gratifying as making love to a burrito (if prepared just right). When we finally ran out of Burritos, it was time to give Man-Birth to TshirtTank.com.
You will probably notice that all of our designs are completely original & breath of fresh air from every other lame cookie cutter T-shirt site. Love is put into every single shirt (we have actual intercourse with every Tee we produce so every shirt is unique in its own gratifying way)
We originally hired a whole bunch of lunch ladies to run the company, but people started complaining about the smell of their shirts & the hairnets, so we went in a different direction. We contracted Neil Diamond & Fred Savage to build a team of slightly slutty robots that were carbon copies of Topanga (see pics here). That worked out great for awhile, until they unionized & left us for the Ho-Bot Porn industry run by Cockswell Cogs.
We decided after the sex robot fiasco to finally hire toddlers that look like Goombas from Super Mario Bros. See below for our employee of the month runner up.
If you have any questions about placing an order or your current order status, send us an email to:
support@tshirttank.com
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