FAQs

Do you ship internationally, how about to Pango Pango?
Yes, we ship internationally;International Shipping rates can be found here

What shipping methods are available and how much do they cost?
Shipping to the Continental U.S. is FREE if you order 3 or more shirts

1 Shirt Orders are only $ 4.95 (U.S. shipping)
2 Shirt Orders are only $ 6.95 (U.S. shipping)

Express & Priority Shipping is available for all domestic orders starting at $ 7.95

Canadian Orders are shipped at a flat rate of $ 9.97 no matter how many shirts you order (Priority Shipping to Canada is a flat rate $ 18.88)

International shipping is $ 12.97 for 1 shirt & $ 16.97 for 2 or more shirts

Where is my order/tracking dammit?
Most orders are shipped within 2-7 days even though every shirt is custom produced.
Tracking will be emailed to you as soon as your order is processed.
For international orders you are given the custom's form number which cannot be used to track the package. The USPS sucks, we apologize.

What size shirt should I order, & will these shirts make my cock look fat?
Depends how much you eat at the chinese buffet:
The sizing chart for American Apparel’s men’s/unisex shirts can be found here:
Mens American Apparel Sizing Chart
The sizing chart for American Apparel’s women’s shirts can be found here:
Womens American Apparel Sizing Chart

Sizes for our Hanes Tagless T-shirts are listed below:
(Size / Chest Dimension)
Small / 34 - 36 inches
Medium / 38 - 40 inches
Large / 42 - 44 inches
XL / 46 - 48 inches
2XL / 50 - 52 inches
3XL / 52 - 54 inches
4XL / 56-58 inches

I was sent the wrong shirt/I was sent a defective shirt that contained groundhog semen.
If you received the wrong shirt or the shirt we sent you is defective, please contact us at support@tshirttank.com with your order info+how production messed up, and we will have our grandmas or Neil Patrick Harris remedy the situation.

I have a great idea for a shirt! How can I submit it?
All your ideas suck, please don't send them to us

Do you sell shirts wholesale?
Retailers/Vendors interested in wholesale information should contact us at wholesale@tshirttank.com.

Are you looking for new models?
We are always on the lookout for new models, as long as your are not a dude & look cute on camera, we will accept your submission (trannies are ok). If you are interested, please send a few of pictures of yourself to us at Ryan@TshirtTank.com.
Include the city you are located in, and any other info you think we will find helpful.

Who does your Photos & are any of those guys available?
All our photo's are taken by the newly pantyless Alison Postighone.
Click here for contact info on Alison
We get inquiries from creepy girls daily asking about our staff. Can you girls stop sending in photos of you finger-banging your cat, we prefer pot-belly pigs.

Washing Instructions?
All of TshirtTank's products are made with 100% preshrunk combed cotton knit fabric. Expect about 5% shrinkage after normal wash. Wash cold, dry low. Although you should not expect any significant fading, wash colors separately from whites, especially on the first wash. Turning the shirt inside out b4 washing/drying will improve the life of the shirt, but not your social life, there is no solution for that.

If you have any questions that were not addressed here or you have some other concern please let us know at support@TshirtTank.com